These are My Players

So when my group got together to play OD&D for our first time, the players were making their characters as I was explaining some of the key things that were different between OD&D and what they were more accustomed to (d20-based games). When I got to the part about alignment, and explained that there were just three alignments, Lawful, Chaotic, and Neutral, they all simultaneously grabbed their pencils and started erasing.

I looked at their sheets, and to the last, they had all erased G's and N's so that everyone's sheet now had a "C" with an eraser mark next to it.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, these are my players...